March 2012
me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
February 2012
I am really sorry for everything I’m about to do.
You make me want to kill myself.
I love deep conversations in gym. They leave me...
My finger might be sprained or fractured :(
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Hi I’m tired of going to guidance everyday can I just make it through the rest of the week without being watched I’d really appreciate it but no that’s not gonna happen now is it.
We live in this culture where everything is supposed to be so hip and so cool,...
– Andrew McMahon (via wolvesvshearts)
My sister needs to mind her own business. Seriously shut the fuck up.
I’m so cold. :P