February 2011
jersey: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy... →
omgitsjersey:
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while…
"My passionate sense of social justice and social...
omgitsjersey:
-albert einstein
Isle and Glaciers
theshutterclick:
January 2011
For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's...
We all fuck up. We all do stupid shit.
– Zack Merrick (Straight To DVD)
29636.) Lately I have been depressed for no...
They say, that evil haunts the skies
everysongisaboutsex:
Like the city of angels,
I’m walking towards the light <3
Bang, now we're even.
We don’t stop till someone’s bleeding.